Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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I wanted to show the Native Americans something neat from civilization as a way to repay them for their hospitality.  In my mind it would be like the scene from Dances with Wolves, when Kevin Costner shows the tribe how a coffee maker works.  However, at the end of my presentation, I felt as though I had only managed to offend them.  Later, I found out that the casino already had telephones.

I wanted to show the Native Americans something neat from civilization as a way to repay them for their hospitality.  In my mind it would be like the scene from Dances with Wolves, when Kevin Costner shows the tribe how a coffee maker works.  However, at the end of my presentation, I felt as though I had only managed to offend them.  Later, I found out that the casino already had telephones.

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    speaking for the natives, I’m going to say that we’re cool.
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