Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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I just got the i-pod listening device!  That’s right class!  Looks like Mr. Boring Old Substitute Teacher isn’t as lame as you originally thought!  I’m going to listen to some serious jams like Creed and The Matchbox Twenties.  You better believe it!  What’s that?  You only invited me to your house party last weekend as a joke?  You didn’t think I’d actually show up and then spend the night there on the couch?  Huh?  Was I really the only one drinking and using drugs?  I could’ve sworn that…wait, what?  The party was ruined after I went into graphic detail about why exactly my ex-wife finds me sexually unattractive?  That’s weird.  Okay, let’s just take out a book and read for the rest of the time.

I just got the i-pod listening device!  That’s right class!  Looks like Mr. Boring Old Substitute Teacher isn’t as lame as you originally thought!  I’m going to listen to some serious jams like Creed and The Matchbox Twenties.  You better believe it!  What’s that?  You only invited me to your house party last weekend as a joke?  You didn’t think I’d actually show up and then spend the night there on the couch?  Huh?  Was I really the only one drinking and using drugs?  I could’ve sworn that…wait, what?  The party was ruined after I went into graphic detail about why exactly my ex-wife finds me sexually unattractive?  That’s weird.  Okay, let’s just take out a book and read for the rest of the time.

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    Excellent dealing with akward situation - just don’t.
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