Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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“I don’t know.  He keeps calling me “cobbler.”  It’s weird.  And he’s asking if we can cobble him some shoes by Thursday.  Also, do you know where the train station is?  He keeps asking.  Can’t I just tell him to leave?”

          - Foot Locker employee to his manager after I came into the store and pretended to be an old-timey guy.

“I don’t know.  He keeps calling me “cobbler.”  It’s weird.  And he’s asking if we can cobble him some shoes by Thursday.  Also, do you know where the train station is?  He keeps asking.  Can’t I just tell him to leave?”

          - Foot Locker employee to his manager after I came into the store and pretended to be an old-timey guy.

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