“I don’t know. He keeps calling me “cobbler.” It’s weird. And he’s asking if we can cobble him some shoes by Thursday. Also, do you know where the train station is? He keeps asking. Can’t I just tell him to leave?”
- Foot Locker employee to his manager after I came into the store and pretended to be an old-timey guy.
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Old Timey! That’s what I call my typing machine when I send things remotely. (If you’re lucky you’ll get an email from...
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