Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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“Next thing you know we’re going to start seeing crazy devil internet videos with girls kissing other girls and then one of them has a plastic cup with her so they say, ‘what the heck – let’s poop in it’ and then they start getting all sexual with each other even going as far as to incorporate the cup of feces into the whole thing!  Wait….what?  They did?  You’re kidding…”
 
-Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church

“Next thing you know we’re going to start seeing crazy devil internet videos with girls kissing other girls and then one of them has a plastic cup with her so they say, ‘what the heck – let’s poop in it’ and then they start getting all sexual with each other even going as far as to incorporate the cup of feces into the whole thing!  Wait….what?  They did?  You’re kidding…”

 

-Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church

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