Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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“Remember: The power is yours!” Captain Planet declared.  With that, he disappeared entirely, leaving the five pre-pubescent children with the task of disposing of their neighbor’s battered corpse.  “I think I’m gonna throw up,” said Wheeler.

“Remember: The power is yours!” Captain Planet declared.  With that, he disappeared entirely, leaving the five pre-pubescent children with the task of disposing of their neighbor’s battered corpse. 

“I think I’m gonna throw up,” said Wheeler.

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    you are a national treasure, tom oatmeal.
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    It’s kind of starting to piss me off how funny Tom Oatmeal is. Seriously dude. Your hogging all the humor.
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    Wheeler should stop being such a pussy and burn the body.
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