An appropriate commercial would be where this guy comes into a restaurant and starts screaming at the iced tea because he thinks it should taste better to warrant containing so many calories. He screams and screams and finally, one of the cooks tackles the guy and they start fighting. The cook pins the guy’s arms behind his back and the guy thrashes wildly for a second before using a controlled donkey kick to strike the cook in the testicles. Now free, the guy starts heading back towards the iced tea to continue verbally assaulting it, but the cook hurls a glass bottle of orange seltzer at the guy’s head, which connects and shatters everywhere. Bleeding and disoriented, the guy staggers out the door and gets hit by a guy on a bicycle. I’m not sure what this would be an advertisement for, but probably something like a zero calorie iced tea or at least one with lower calories.
