Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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About Our Company
“The world isn’t in black and white, and neither is our company. We know that there are other colors out there too like grey, which is when you mix black with white. There’s also things like green and dark grey. One of our employees mentioned “magenta,” and I thought he was using a dirty word, but we looked it up and sure enough, he was right; it’s kind of a reddish color. I said that he had to admit that it sounds like a dirty word, but he said that it isn’t a dirty word.  I know that it isn’t, but come on; it sounds dirty.”

About Our Company

“The world isn’t in black and white, and neither is our company. We know that there are other colors out there too like grey, which is when you mix black with white. There’s also things like green and dark grey. One of our employees mentioned “magenta,” and I thought he was using a dirty word, but we looked it up and sure enough, he was right; it’s kind of a reddish color. I said that he had to admit that it sounds like a dirty word, but he said that it isn’t a dirty word.  I know that it isn’t, but come on; it sounds dirty.”

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    reblog because omg, i still feel this way about the word magenta. all the time.
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