Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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crystalmethwillmakeyousick asked: What do you do for a living? Please say a comedian or random hobo in Manhattan. No, I'm serious, what do you do for a living?

I work at the bowling alley with my dog, Eric.  We put the stray pins in a cart.  Also this idiot paid us a dollar a bag to pick up used fireworks and trash from this field so Eric and I rolled a bunch of leaves and fallen logs into the bags and said that they were filled with trash.  We’re going to buy a canoe in August.

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