crystalmethwillmakeyousick asked:
What do you do for a living? Please say a comedian or random hobo in Manhattan. No, I'm serious, what do you do for a living?
I work at the bowling alley with my dog, Eric. We put the stray pins in a cart. Also this idiot paid us a dollar a bag to pick up used fireworks and trash from this field so Eric and I rolled a bunch of leaves and fallen logs into the bags and said that they were filled with trash. We’re going to buy a canoe in August.