Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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“Thanks to our company, a child can use a computer to make an impressive drawing and then show it to her parents, who will marvel at their daughter’s newly discovered artistic talents.  The idea of hidden traits makes the dad ponder the genetics of it.  Was he responsible for this?  If so, then what gifts have lied dormant within him all these years?  In a panic, the dad tries to fold his tongue into three sections and he asks his wife to look, but she tells him that he’s only folding it into two sections.  The man curses because it definitely feels like three sections and so he stomps off, presumably to a mirror.”

About Our Company

“Thanks to our company, a child can use a computer to make an impressive drawing and then show it to her parents, who will marvel at their daughter’s newly discovered artistic talents.  The idea of hidden traits makes the dad ponder the genetics of it.  Was he responsible for this?  If so, then what gifts have lied dormant within him all these years?  In a panic, the dad tries to fold his tongue into three sections and he asks his wife to look, but she tells him that he’s only folding it into two sections.  The man curses because it definitely feels like three sections and so he stomps off, presumably to a mirror.”

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