Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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lunakore:

celestecontradiction:

tomoatmeal:

Gom Discusses Sex like an Adult

I like what Madlibs said :)

wow. “biblioteca” is “library” dumb shit.

With all due respect, I think you might be mistaken.   I believe what you meant to say is that a “biblioteca” (or “bible”) can be found in a “library” - and that is correct.  It can be.  I’ve seen films like “Traffic” and my cousin has a map of Spain so I’m pretty sharp when it comes to matters in other continents like Mexico and Treasure Island.  If you ever have any questions (especially about treasure maps and Spaniards), just let me know!  I’m just glad that I could be of some help to you.

lunakore:

celestecontradiction:

tomoatmeal:

Gom Discusses Sex like an Adult

I like what Madlibs said :)

wow. “biblioteca” is “library” dumb shit.

With all due respect, I think you might be mistaken.   I believe what you meant to say is that a “biblioteca” (or “bible”) can be found in a “library” - and that is correct.  It can be.  I’ve seen films like “Traffic” and my cousin has a map of Spain so I’m pretty sharp when it comes to matters in other continents like Mexico and Treasure Island.  If you ever have any questions (especially about treasure maps and Spaniards), just let me know!  I’m just glad that I could be of some help to you.

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