Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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In my drum circle daydream, the main drumming guy is like, “Wait! Everybody hold up!  Stop!” Then we all stop and he’s like, “Who is doing the beat that’s like, THUNKA-THUNKA-THUNKA THA THUNKA THA THUNKA-THUNKA-THUNKA?” I raise my hand slowly because maybe I’m in trouble, but he’s like, “You’re pretty good, man.”

In my drum circle daydream, the main drumming guy is like, “Wait! Everybody hold up!  Stop!”

Then we all stop and he’s like, “Who is doing the beat that’s like, THUNKA-THUNKA-THUNKA THA THUNKA THA THUNKA-THUNKA-THUNKA?”

I raise my hand slowly because maybe I’m in trouble, but he’s like, “You’re pretty good, man.”

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