I know your shoes. I’ve studied them! All of them!
And if I walk into the restroom and I see those shoes, don’t be surprised if I reach under the stall, grab your feet and try to pull you off the toilet!
And I will pull! I will pant audibly as I drag you out from under there because I am a powerful and determined man!
And if it turns out that it’s not you, then I’m really sorry about that mister, but you see, I work with this guy who has the same shoes as you!