Anonymous asked:
I hear you're pretty regular, but I'm not sure I buy that.
You heard right! I’m just a regular tax-paying citizen who loves to cut loose by watching sports games like the one where the one guy tries to see how much sidewalk he can loosen with a hammer in the time it takes the other guy to ride his bike around the block. Then they switch and weigh the fragments. Winner lives. My wife, Diane and I have been married for 700 years and during that time I’ve managed to accomplish the following: #1. Getting those assholes to put a stop sign at the top of our street, #2.
