Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Anonymous asked: I hear you're pretty regular, but I'm not sure I buy that.

You heard right!  I’m just a regular tax-paying citizen who loves to cut loose by watching sports games like the one where the one guy tries to see how much sidewalk he can loosen with a hammer in the time it takes the other guy to ride his bike around the block.  Then they switch and weigh the fragments.  Winner lives.  My wife, Diane and I have been married for 700 years and during that time I’ve managed to accomplish the following: #1. Getting those assholes to put a stop sign at the top of our street, #2. 

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