Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Anonymous asked: When is your fucking book coming out?

Holy crap thanks for asking!  I’m almost done with the proposal and have written a bunch of new stuff.  The title is: “Remember That Nice Lady Who Used to Make Peanut Brittle…She’s Dead.”  There might be some scratch n’ sniff pictures, but if the barrels of scented fluid cost too much, they might just be unscented scratch panels.

I’m going to get back to making regular updates on this blog, too because it’s important to post neighborhood updates like which dog seems nice, but isn’t and who is selling gift wrap and who drives through here like a madman.  

  1. danielvutran said: Quick question! When you give reach-arounds to other males, do you ever get stares from other people on the bus? o_O I find that when I do do these things, people either A) Join in. [or] B) Start throwing dollars on the floor. & I’m no stripper!
  2. caseydonahue said: I emailed your email posted on your blog, was that the right email address to email???