Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Anonymous asked: Tom! Get back to me. I'm a business type guy who even acts businessy at home. Isn't that hilarious?

Hi there!  I act all businessy, too!  I just made a phone call to an executive and told him that by noon tomorrow, the construction guys would be peeling his company name off the building because I purchased it with stock tips!  I am a ruthless competitor!

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