If you end up in a special Hell reserved for extremely passive people, you probably know right away because the gate is held open by some guy who started to hold the gate open for a few people, but then a bunch of other people came and he wasn’t sure when it was okay to let the gate close so he just stood there – holding it open until he died and that’s why he’s a skeleton. From, The Bible III: The Mystery of Barbeque Island

If you end up in a special Hell reserved for extremely passive people, you probably know right away because the gate is held open by some guy who started to hold the gate open for a few people, but then a bunch of other people came and he wasn’t sure when it was okay to let the gate close so he just stood there – holding it open until he died and that’s why he’s a skeleton.

From, The Bible III: The Mystery of Barbeque Island

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