Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Every politician’s worst nightmare is to make a big photo-op out of handing over your “I Voted” sticker to a child to add to his sticker album.  Then later, while the candidate is answering media questions, that same child staggers back into the crowd, all zig-zaggy because his eyes are glued shut from screwing around with the sticker adhesive, which causes him to get run over by a truck that was delivering the politician’s campaign buttons.

Every politician’s worst nightmare is to make a big photo-op out of handing over your “I Voted” sticker to a child to add to his sticker album.  Then later, while the candidate is answering media questions, that same child staggers back into the crowd, all zig-zaggy because his eyes are glued shut from screwing around with the sticker adhesive, which causes him to get run over by a truck that was delivering the politician’s campaign buttons.

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    I’m sorry. I laughed. About the truck, though. ‘Cause that was random.
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