Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Happy Halloween!  

Eric and I carved pumpkins.  His looks like garbage because he’s an idiot.  He’s out trick-or-treating now so if you see a dog dressed as Reginald VelJohnson from Die Hard, that’s him.  Please put the candy in the bag attached to his back and then lightly push him in the direction of the next house.  If his police hat is crooked, please adjust it.  Thanks. 

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    I saw him I did all that. Lol
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