Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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(Instructions: Read in Morgan Freeman’s voice)

“But to really know the origins of the sport you’d have to take a look back into history; long before the big contracts and steroids, when times were simpler and nicknames represented more literal descriptions of our heroes.  This is the story of Huge Balls Guy.”

An excerpt from my unaired baseball documentary

(Instructions: Read in Morgan Freeman’s voice)

“But to really know the origins of the sport you’d have to take a look back into history; long before the big contracts and steroids, when times were simpler and nicknames represented more literal descriptions of our heroes.  This is the story of Huge Balls Guy.”

An excerpt from my unaired baseball documentary

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