“It doesn’t show signs of stopping…
and I brought some corn for popping.”
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“Wrong corn, you fucking idiot!” someone shouted.
“God look at how red his face is getting!” said someone else.
“WELL FUCK YOU ALL I NEVER WANTED TO COME TO THIS STUPID THING IN THE FIRST PLACE!” I thought.
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