Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Whenever a guest appears on a show via satellite, the set designers should arrange for a wax dummy of that person to be seated in a recliner next to the monitor.  The face would be crafted into a blank, lobotomized stare and a helmet would be fastened to the wax dummy’s head.  Finally, a series of wires could connect the helmet to the monitor where the guest appears. 

Whenever a guest appears on a show via satellite, the set designers should arrange for a wax dummy of that person to be seated in a recliner next to the monitor.  The face would be crafted into a blank, lobotomized stare and a helmet would be fastened to the wax dummy’s head.  Finally, a series of wires could connect the helmet to the monitor where the guest appears. 

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    I will make this happen…
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    Don’t give CNN ideas.
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