Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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This part of the Action & Adventure Movie Disc is important because the BMX rapper tells Steven Seagull that he has a DVD disc with corruption on it.  Steven Seagull is like, “This corruption is important BMX, because it means we will win the big lawyer case.”  And then Steven Seagull is smiling and BMX is like “Why are you smiling Steven Seagull?”  And Steven Seagull is like, “I’m smiling about earlier when I punched that man off of the helicopter ladder and that pipe went through him.”  Then BMX is like “remind me to rap about this whole experience later.”

This part of the Action & Adventure Movie Disc is important because the BMX rapper tells Steven Seagull that he has a DVD disc with corruption on it.  Steven Seagull is like, “This corruption is important BMX, because it means we will win the big lawyer case.”  And then Steven Seagull is smiling and BMX is like “Why are you smiling Steven Seagull?”  And Steven Seagull is like, “I’m smiling about earlier when I punched that man off of the helicopter ladder and that pipe went through him.”  Then BMX is like “remind me to rap about this whole experience later.”

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