On the outside of the box, there is a question mark and it says that the image on the puzzle is a mystery, but it’s a good mystery and so you should buy it anyways. You should give it a try.
And so you do.
You put the puzzle together and not until that last, gigantic piece do you realize that the image of the puzzle is a photograph of you doing that exact same puzzle. You’re even wearing the same clothes. It’s clear that the picture was taken from right behind you and so you turn around, slowly. Terrified.
“Hi,” I say. ”Hi there. Hi. Hello. Hi.”
And around my neck is a special kind of camera that can take pictures and immediately make them appear on puzzles.