Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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This explosive Disc of DVD Action starts with this part where the white guy is like, “I’m the Steven Seagull and I’m here to kick you.”  Then the black guy is like, “I’m not a bad guy so don’t kick me.  I’m a good guy.  My name is BMX and I am a rapper artist.”  The Steven Seagull is like, “You had better explain BMX.  Because I need to unravel some mystery.”  Then BMX says that he had to pretend that he was a bad guy to get the information about the criminal.  Then the Steven Seagull asks BMX to help him kick people as a way to expedite the crime investigation.

This explosive Disc of DVD Action starts with this part where the white guy is like, “I’m the Steven Seagull and I’m here to kick you.”  Then the black guy is like, “I’m not a bad guy so don’t kick me.  I’m a good guy.  My name is BMX and I am a rapper artist.”  The Steven Seagull is like, “You had better explain BMX.  Because I need to unravel some mystery.”  Then BMX says that he had to pretend that he was a bad guy to get the information about the criminal.  Then the Steven Seagull asks BMX to help him kick people as a way to expedite the crime investigation.

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    i thought this movie sucked.
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    decade of fog has been lifted.
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    It also stars another rapper....“Ice A. Jefferson” or something.
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