Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Merry Gentlemen My grandma’s boyfriend said that Santa can’t see our house the same way God can’t see most of Africa.  The world is just too big!  My dog Eric and I decided to go caroling to make ourselves more noticeable.  Instead of going door to door, we found one house and sang for six straight hours.  We just sang and sang until the police finally notified us that the Muslim family inside the house wanted us to leave and that the length of time we had been singing made it a hate crime.

Merry Gentlemen

My grandma’s boyfriend said that Santa can’t see our house the same way God can’t see most of Africa.  The world is just too big!  My dog Eric and I decided to go caroling to make ourselves more noticeable.  Instead of going door to door, we found one house and sang for six straight hours.  We just sang and sang until the police finally notified us that the Muslim family inside the house wanted us to leave and that the length of time we had been singing made it a hate crime.

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