Bank of America is like Lenny from Of Mice and Men; as gigantic in size as it is mentally impaired. The lethal mixture of brute strength and unawareness leads to fuck-ups so shocking and inexplicable, it would be easier on the nerves to simply have some thick-tongued mongoloid call you to explain that he ate your money because it looked like salad. Hopefully, whoever nurtured this inefficient monster will have enough sense to take it down to the river, tell it about the rabbit farm, and blow its brains out.
