Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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It’s Eric’s birthday
My grandma’s boyfriend arranged for the people at Baskin Robbins to leave a soiled mop outside for Eric to lick.  He’s fat so it will probably take about 45 minutes.  That means I have to sit in a car with my grandma’s boyfriend for almost an hour.  I hope he doesn’t start talking about Jesus.

It’s Eric’s birthday

My grandma’s boyfriend arranged for the people at Baskin Robbins to leave a soiled mop outside for Eric to lick.  He’s fat so it will probably take about 45 minutes.  That means I have to sit in a car with my grandma’s boyfriend for almost an hour.  I hope he doesn’t start talking about Jesus.

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