HOLIDAY ARTS & ALSO CRAFTS ACTIVITY!
Step 1: Cut a basketball in half. (Make sure it’s yours)
Step 2: Place one half of the basketball on your head like a hat!
Step 3: Crouch under the hand dryer of a public restroom until the heat melts the rubber basketball hat directly to your scalp.
Step 4: Decorate it! Use glue and red and green sequins.
Step 5: If nobody loves you anywhere on the earth, you just die. Think about that for a second and then decide if this is something you can afford to be wearing.
*To remove the hat, visit your local hospital.
