sunhands asked:
Do you write for a living? Or do something else?
I don’t, but I wish I did. I’m going to try harder. I’m not good at anything else. I do have a friendly and polite look to me though. I get approached at stores a lot by people who think I work there.
I just politely tell them, “Nope. But even if I did work here, I can tell you I have no idea where we keep that because I fell asleep during the big meeting that maybe exists, but who knows and who cares because I don’t work here.”
Then, on their way home, the guy is all like, “But Linda I saw him putting price tags on things!” and she’s like, “Can’t you just drop it, Glenn?”
And I’m like, “I was not!” and oh creepy! I’m in their car!
