Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Maybe it’s just the drugs talking, but I sure could go for a couple hours of lying down while a supervised mongoloid rubs a dry paintbrush against my face.
Thomas Jefferson
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    But only if he or she is supervised. Otherwise, fuck that shit.
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    History is so cool.