( via sweptaway: )
Barelysarcasm: Hey, Tom Oatmeal! Looks like Eric got away again and is harassing people with quixotic head turns and tongue hangs… What a jerk.
yellowhat: Yeah, I saw him earlier today, too. I knew it was Eric because I smelled garbage before I saw the filthy guy.
Sorry everyone! Eric is a gigantic idiot with a ridiculous face, but my stepdad won’t get rid of him. Just look at that vacant stare! It’s the type of emotionless face a crack addict might make if you asked him what book he’s currently reading. I tried to dump Pine-Sol on Eric, but now he just smells like someone threw up on a Christmas tree. It’s my birthday tomorrow and I don’t want Eric fucking it up for me.
