Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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The best part of the “Old Yeller” movie tape is when the boy shoots the dog and then wipes the dog’s prints on the gun so the detectives think it was a suicide.  But then one of the detectives notices that all of Old Yeller’s jewelry is missing and so he goes up to the boy and is like, “Why would your dog rob himself?”  Then the boy panics and tries to kick the detective, but the detective punches him off of a ledge and he breaks through a table. 

The best part of the “Old Yeller” movie tape is when the boy shoots the dog and then wipes the dog’s prints on the gun so the detectives think it was a suicide.  But then one of the detectives notices that all of Old Yeller’s jewelry is missing and so he goes up to the boy and is like, “Why would your dog rob himself?”  Then the boy panics and tries to kick the detective, but the detective punches him off of a ledge and he breaks through a table. 

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    I missed this when I watched it. Must be in...extended version.
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    you’re not well. whoever you are tomoatmeal…
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    I probably would’ve liked...lot more if this was
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