Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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The people who run the nursing home just asked my stepdad to stop bringing Eric in on Tuesdays and Thursdays.  Gee, I wonder why?  Could it possibly be that old people don’t like thinking they’ve died and gone to hell?  After dinner, we’re going to try to make Eric walk through a carwash by throwing Peanut M&M’s in it.

The people who run the nursing home just asked my stepdad to stop bringing Eric in on Tuesdays and Thursdays.  Gee, I wonder why?  Could it possibly be that old people don’t like thinking they’ve died and gone to hell?  After dinner, we’re going to try to make Eric walk through a carwash by throwing Peanut M&M’s in it.

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