Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Roulette Dealer: And 14 is the winner!

Tom Oatmeal: Wow!  You’ve had it right all night!  Haven’t YOU ever thought about gambling?

Roulette Dealer: Oh, I don’t predict the winner, I…

Tom Oatmeal: (interrupting) …am just the guy who calls out the winner?

Roulette Dealer: Well if you already knew that, then why did you…
(Tom wanders away and pretends to enthusiastically play a slot machine that is actually just a trash can.)

Roulette Dealer: And 14 is the winner!

Tom Oatmeal: Wow!  You’ve had it right all night!  Haven’t YOU ever thought about gambling?

Roulette Dealer: Oh, I don’t predict the winner, I…

Tom Oatmeal: (interrupting) …am just the guy who calls out the winner?

Roulette Dealer: Well if you already knew that, then why did you…

(Tom wanders away and pretends to enthusiastically play a slot machine that is actually just a trash can.)

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