I’m sure you’ve seen me before. I’m just a regular guy who walks around town with a tote bag with business inside.
Anyways, let’s get married. I got some tickets in the mail for this motivational speaking event at the LA convention center. We can do that for our honeymoon. I figure I should tie the knot while I have this rare opportunity to really wine and dine you. Suze Orman will be there along with the original private investigator from “Matlock.” It’s a $40 value so let me know soon.