Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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I like in the Die Hard Part 1 Movie Action Disc when Bruce Wilson is standing around the hostages and they are scared and he’s like “There’s nothing to be afraid of.”  Then one woman is like, “But the bad guys are so organized!” and then Bruce Wilson is like, “Here’s what I think of their organization.” and he uses his free hand to lightly squeeze his genitals, which makes everyone laugh.  Then Bruce Wilson notices that this blind guy is like, “Why is everyone laughing?” and so Bruce explains to the blind guy that he was gripping his genitals as a way to make light of the terrorists’ organizational efforts.  Then the blind guy laughs, but Bruce makes a face that’s like, “I’m sorry he’s blind, but I’m not explaining every joke to this guy.”

I like in the Die Hard Part 1 Movie Action Disc when Bruce Wilson is standing around the hostages and they are scared and he’s like “There’s nothing to be afraid of.”  Then one woman is like, “But the bad guys are so organized!” and then Bruce Wilson is like, “Here’s what I think of their organization.” and he uses his free hand to lightly squeeze his genitals, which makes everyone laugh.  Then Bruce Wilson notices that this blind guy is like, “Why is everyone laughing?” and so Bruce explains to the blind guy that he was gripping his genitals as a way to make light of the terrorists’ organizational efforts.  Then the blind guy laughs, but Bruce makes a face that’s like, “I’m sorry he’s blind, but I’m not explaining every joke to this guy.”

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