Tom Oatmeal

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When I saw the sign that the bank teller was holding, “Call 911,” I had to laugh because seriously, what an idiot!  Here’s a tip: If you’re trying to get people to call and sign up for another one of your gimmicky accounts, you should really give out more than just an area code.

When I saw the sign that the bank teller was holding, “Call 911,” I had to laugh because seriously, what an idiot!  Here’s a tip: If you’re trying to get people to call and sign up for another one of your gimmicky accounts, you should really give out more than just an area code.

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