Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Sorry For the Lack of Updates! I’m currently working on a book.  It is going to have plenty of action/adventure, intercourse (where the characters don’t get all nervous), and a picture of Eric that, when scratched, smells like garbage so you can understand what it’s like to ride in a car with him.  Thanks for following me!  I love all of you!  Except for you…(Tom points to sea lion disguised in a hat and glasses so that we think he’s a human).  I’ll keep trying to update when I can.

Sorry For the Lack of Updates!

I’m currently working on a book.  It is going to have plenty of action/adventure, intercourse (where the characters don’t get all nervous), and a picture of Eric that, when scratched, smells like garbage so you can understand what it’s like to ride in a car with him.  Thanks for following me!  I love all of you!  Except for you…(Tom points to sea lion disguised in a hat and glasses so that we think he’s a human).  I’ll keep trying to update when I can.

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