Tom Oatmeal

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The most important scene from the Indianapolis Jones Movie-Disc: Part 1 is when he walks into that bank and is like, “Who wants to get whipped?”  We find out soon enough that it is a rhetorical question because Indianapolis Jones starts whipping the shit out of everyone in the bank even though they didn’t give the impression that they wanted to get whipped.  Then he starts whipping apart computers and lamps and things until they break.  He even whips at things that don’t break in a satisfying way like pieces of paper and the floor.  The next day the police discover that no money was stolen and that’s when they realize that for some people, the real “loot” is just being able to smack things with a whip from time to time.

The most important scene from the Indianapolis Jones Movie-Disc: Part 1 is when he walks into that bank and is like, “Who wants to get whipped?”  We find out soon enough that it is a rhetorical question because Indianapolis Jones starts whipping the shit out of everyone in the bank even though they didn’t give the impression that they wanted to get whipped.  Then he starts whipping apart computers and lamps and things until they break.  He even whips at things that don’t break in a satisfying way like pieces of paper and the floor.  The next day the police discover that no money was stolen and that’s when they realize that for some people, the real “loot” is just being able to smack things with a whip from time to time.

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    ‘Indianapolis’ gets me every
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