Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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There is this magic trick where the magician guesses some guy’s card is the eight of clubs and then the guy is like, “Nope!  It’s the four of diamonds.”  Then the magician pretends to be all flustered and eventually walks away to angry jeers and ridicule.  About a day later, the guy from the audience is taking a shower when the water stops suddenly.  Confused, he unscrews the shower head to investigate the clog where he finds…THE FOUR OF DIAMONDS!

*Also, it gets like fifty times better because when the guy turns around, the magician is standing at the bathroom sink and he’s shaving like he lives there.

There is this magic trick where the magician guesses some guy’s card is the eight of clubs and then the guy is like, “Nope!  It’s the four of diamonds.”  Then the magician pretends to be all flustered and eventually walks away to angry jeers and ridicule.  About a day later, the guy from the audience is taking a shower when the water stops suddenly.  Confused, he unscrews the shower head to investigate the clog where he finds…THE FOUR OF DIAMONDS!

*Also, it gets like fifty times better because when the guy turns around, the magician is standing at the bathroom sink and he’s shaving like he lives there.

  1. karinanotcinerina reblogged this from redcloud and added:
    Illusions are what whores do for money.
  2. redcloud reblogged this from tomoatmeal and added:
    trick. It’s an illusion.
  3. thoseareturkeys reblogged this from tanya77