Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Anonymous asked: Tom, what do you look for in a girlfriend?

Smart, funny, pretty and tolerant of the occasional impromptu jingle about general skills, old people who look angry, poor driving, mishaps, dogs who appear to be walking around alone like people, and “big moments” where someone is finally doing the thing that they’ve been practicing for so long.

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