I’m drinking the Fugee water because I’m rich! I don’t give a crap about anything! I can’t even touch $1.00 bills without gloves because the poor people oils on them burn my hands! I’m so wealthy I’ll order things and then have the person I ordered it from killed. Then I’ll get in my helicopter, fly to someplace exotic, and then have the helicopter pilot killed because on the way back, having a new pilot will allow me to recycle the same inane small talk I used to pass the time with the first pilot. When it’s time for my high school reunion, I’m going to respond with a “Maybe” even though I can’t wait! I’m going to pretend to accidentally drop my diamond wallet on the ground in front of everyone so that they can see and then I’ll say, “Dammit! I dropped my diamond wallet!”
