Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Reviews for my New Show, “Robot Guy with a Family”
“Even though the robot was just a guy with his face painted silver, the monotone voice really made him seem like a robot.  I probably would’ve painted his ears and the back of his neck silver too, but I understand that this is a pilot episode.”
-Tom’s friend Ricky
“We get it.  The robot likes french toast.  Aside from what a logistical nightmare that is, do you really need to dedicate half of the robot’s dialogue to explaining how he digests it?”
-Time Magazine
“Ok, I watched it.  Alright?  It was really good.  I liked that robot character.  Can I please just have my phone back so I can tell my family that I’m okay?”
-Newsweek

Reviews for my New Show, “Robot Guy with a Family”

“Even though the robot was just a guy with his face painted silver, the monotone voice really made him seem like a robot. I probably would’ve painted his ears and the back of his neck silver too, but I understand that this is a pilot episode.”

-Tom’s friend Ricky

“We get it. The robot likes french toast. Aside from what a logistical nightmare that is, do you really need to dedicate half of the robot’s dialogue to explaining how he digests it?”

-Time Magazine

“Ok, I watched it. Alright? It was really good. I liked that robot character. Can I please just have my phone back so I can tell my family that I’m okay?”

-Newsweek

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