Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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The best thing about the wide selection of gift cards at Walgreens is that my wife Diane thinks I drove all the way out to Applebee’s to purchase it.  Nope Diane.  I only went to Walgreens.  Happy Birthday.  Sometimes I’m so smart I feel like one of those lab apes who can peel bananas like a person and work a flight simulation game while people stand behind me, nodding and writing on clipboards.

The best thing about the wide selection of gift cards at Walgreens is that my wife Diane thinks I drove all the way out to Applebee’s to purchase it. Nope Diane. I only went to Walgreens. Happy Birthday. Sometimes I’m so smart I feel like one of those lab apes who can peel bananas like a person and work a flight simulation game while people stand behind me, nodding and writing on clipboards.

  1. grace-catherine reblogged this from baravettski and added:
    I once bought a gift card off one of those racks. It was for ebay and he asked me if I went into the internet to get it....
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    sentiments exactly.
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