The best thing about the wide selection of gift cards at Walgreens is that my wife Diane thinks I drove all the way out to Applebee’s to purchase it. Nope Diane. I only went to Walgreens. Happy Birthday. Sometimes I’m so smart I feel like one of those lab apes who can peel bananas like a person and work a flight simulation game while people stand behind me, nodding and writing on clipboards.
