Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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I’m thirsty. May I have a glass of oil?
The Terminator from my new book, “Quotes That I Thought Were in the Movie, but Weren’t.”
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