Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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Healthy Sex Tip! The “Jekyll & Hyde” is when you call someone to wish them a Happy Birthday, and then when they start to thank you for calling, you interrupt them by masturbating audibly until they hang up.

Healthy Sex Tip!

The “Jekyll & Hyde” is when you call someone to wish them a Happy Birthday, and then when they start to thank you for calling, you interrupt them by masturbating audibly until they hang up.

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    i think none of my friends have...february. hope i remember this then.
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    So THAT’S what that’s called! Now I can atleast give people...call back angry and...
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    I don’t know why Tom Oatmeal’s work kills me so bad, but it does.
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