“In the days following the mad scientist’s capture, his lair was seized by government officials and some of his lesser-known manufactured ailments were made public.  Among the more horrifying was a pill that makes a subject’s hair grown inward, forcing doctors to make an emergency surgery where the scalp is removed, flipped inside out like a beanie and then placed back on the head and sewed up.  The mashed-up hair is then delicately rinsed and styled to match the photo on the unconscious patient’s driver’s license.”