Tom Oatmeal

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Happy Holidays!
This is a picture of an angel I made when I was five years old.  He looks like the ghost from “The Mothman Prophecies.”   They also did a segment about it on “Unsolved Mysteries.”   Can you guess which one starred Richard Gere?
(Answer: The Mothman Prophecies)
Some people don’t believe in Jesus and clearly they haven’t seen the Unsolved Mysteries where those villagers found the blanket that Jesus was buried in.  It’s really old and his face is pressed in it.  It’s probably from when Jesus was doing that thing where you wrap a blanket around your head super hard and then check in the mirror to see if you look like an alien.  Even the main church guy was like, “I didn’t believe it at first, but then I saw it and boy oh boy, I don’t know what to tell you!”

Happy Holidays!

This is a picture of an angel I made when I was five years old.  He looks like the ghost from “The Mothman Prophecies.”   They also did a segment about it on “Unsolved Mysteries.”   Can you guess which one starred Richard Gere?

(Answer: The Mothman Prophecies)

Some people don’t believe in Jesus and clearly they haven’t seen the Unsolved Mysteries where those villagers found the blanket that Jesus was buried in.  It’s really old and his face is pressed in it.  It’s probably from when Jesus was doing that thing where you wrap a blanket around your head super hard and then check in the mirror to see if you look like an alien.  Even the main church guy was like, “I didn’t believe it at first, but then I saw it and boy oh boy, I don’t know what to tell you!”

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