A SCENE FROM MY NEW ACTION FILM!
There is this awesome part in my new movie where the police chief is yelling at the detective and he’s like, “Give me your gun and your badge! You’re finished!” Then the detective reaches into his holster and pulls out a hot dog. They both freeze and you can tell that the detective is like, “Hold up for a sec. This is a hot dog. Where is my gun?” Then we cut to a hot dog stand and this crazy dude with ketchup all over his face is eating the gun like it’s a hot dog and when he bites it, the gun fires, sending a stray bullet into this parade of people waiting for a store to open. Also, the store sells bullet proof vests so on the one hand, you’re like, “Too bad it wasn’t open sooner,” but then you realize that a lot of stores are opening later and closing earlier due to the economy.
