Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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walpaper:

tomoatmeal:

caseydonahue:

I need the technology to travel through space and time so I can visit 16 year old me and tell him “Everything is working out. Stop stressing, dude.”

I’ll tell him!  I’m traveling through time right now!  Oh wait.  Shit.  I just ran him over.  Did he/you have a red shirt on? 

(VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

hahaha - dude’s dead and now it isn’t working out anymore. For dude. Frackin’ time and space. Next time try a hologram.

Yeah…hey.  Ummm…Should I still tell him the whole thing about everything working out?  I just drove by again and he isn’t moving.  I think I ran him over pretty bad. 

  1. sindssyg reblogged this from tomoatmeal
  2. soxiam said: technology isn’t going to help you if you are going to keep lying to yourself like that.
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  4. caseydonahue reblogged this from tomoatmeal and added:
    ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAVE TERRIBLE SCOLIOSIS! EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO WELL FOR ME! WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?!
  5. tomoatmeal reblogged this from walpaper
  6. jamesmelloni said: Hey, don’t be a fool if you do that you would risk the chance of changing the future and not having everything work out for you.
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